What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What! why?

The doctor says "So I can examine you"

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.