What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

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Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!