Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

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I believe I can fry.

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Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

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What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

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Two Wongs don't make a white

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Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child?

Because two wongs don't make a white.