What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ?

Because it's always a THAI game.

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

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Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

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Honey, why the wrong face

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