What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

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Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

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You got the Wong guy.

What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

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