How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

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What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

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What's the loneliest drink?

I dunno but its in a solo cup.

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)