How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

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