How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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What do you call a Chinese conga line?

A Chu Chu train

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

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What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.