How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

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What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

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How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.