What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

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What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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What is the most common cause of feline blindness?

Cataracts

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract