What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

Cataract Jokes More Cataract Jokes

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.