What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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Other lawyers look interested.

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What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood?

Kind Ling

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!