What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood?

Kind Ling

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.