What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

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What is the most common cause of feline blindness?

Cataracts

What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.