What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera?

Phil Ming

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What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

What is the most common cause of feline blindness?

Cataracts