What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

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Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

What do you call a Chinese conga line?

A Chu Chu train

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.