What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

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What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*