What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.