What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

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What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None