Racism has many faces
The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.
A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
Taxi Vader
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
Rice.
The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.
One, while the rest were kung fu fighting
There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
Black women.
His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*