Racism has many faces
Cancer can get jobs
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
A black rushing
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
I've never smeared tigger on my face
http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/
Ching Chong
After the last dog they just ate.
Because to them it's boring.
That's where we keep them chained up.
A school bus full of black people (Sorry for racism, it is just a joke, nothing personal)