What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What do you call a young gold digger?

A miner

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

Coal Mining Company Jokes More Coal Mining Company Jokes

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.