What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......