What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

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Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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Because the prick's behind the wheel

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None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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A fifth.

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He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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He was in a deep depression.

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Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.