What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

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What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......