A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.
One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......
One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
They're always picking on him.
He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.
