A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
Life eventually ends.
A bike because a vest has no sleeves.
They both shafted minors in the 1980's.
Because the prick's behind the wheel
When the choir boys have diarrhea.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
You get a Christian Bale
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
A mining company puts miners in shafts.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......