Miner Jokes

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

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Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What do you call a young gold digger?

A miner

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Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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A flat minor.

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A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

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What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

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THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*