Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

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What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Police Dog Jokes More Police Dog Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)