Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

My Jokes More My Jokes

How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Police Dog Jokes More Police Dog Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)