How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.