How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

What's Rihanna's favorite love song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.