How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.