How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

Iron Jokes More Iron Jokes

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.