Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.