Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

When are jousting tournaments most commonly held?

Knight time

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

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Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.