Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds