None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
Because he was dying to do so.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
They're all too afraid of change.
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
None, political idealists can't change anything.
RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!
