None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Both are measured in revolutions per minute.
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
All of them.
What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist.
