None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
Hold all and howdoor
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.
You don't. The police shoot you.
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
None because feminist can't change anything.
A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Endosperm.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Because he was anti social.