What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

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B Jokes More B Jokes

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???