What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

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B Jokes More B Jokes

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

Removed

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!"

Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.