What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.