What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What's the coolest answer to a multi-choice question?

B)

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.