Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
Are you seeding?
They are always full of seed.
They're both white fluffy things that float high above the fruitful land where the seeds are planted.
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.
Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!
Endosperm.
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Inception
My career is in Jeopardy!"
It couldn't take the shear stress
You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!
We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
Because he got hit by a car
Because they don't want to be bagels.
A bagel
His sesame seed buns!
The McCrib
Because it is next to the AC
They'll B flat
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
One starts with B and the otber starts with D