Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception