It gets Camel-Towed.
They were pitted against each other
He gets stoned.. Badum tsss
A: That hit the spot.
He's the smallest one
A: It oink-urs a fine.
He parked at a parking!
They have to tow the line!
I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.