What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.