What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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He got hurt from harmful rays

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They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.