What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.