What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.