What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."