What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

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How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

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What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?