What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you make a moth bawl?

Hit him with a fly swatter.

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!