What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.