What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."

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What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.