What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

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What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

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Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

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Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)