What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.