A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!
Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.
A man holding an aardvark.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.
Long time, no see."
He never saw it coming.