What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."