An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.
Al Caprawn !
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Arrrr-thritis
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
Fire.
A good start.
A start.
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
Half of what it was last week
I pented just last week.