What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.