What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution?

Tsar Wars

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!