How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

What's the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What are feminists best at in mathematics?

TRIGGER-nometry

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.