Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
Deutscher Humor!
because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.
Both of them.
Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
Hella.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
Because then they'd have to hold erections.
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
Because they have jobs.
They would finally be right.