What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME