You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
You had one job.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means
M.I.Tea
Because 30 is too many!
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"
Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
The same way British people pronounce beer can.
A scam!
