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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!