Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

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How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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What's Jared's favorite side dish?

Megan slaw

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.