Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.