Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

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How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor