He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
He was losing packets.
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
The night shift at Waffle House.
Rainy Day Women #12 & 35.
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
He thought they had delivery service.
He dumped his girlfriend.