Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

What is teen pop?

Jared's favorite music genre.