Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

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What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

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What takes up 12 parking spaces?

Six women drivers.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor