Because 12 13 14!
Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.
At Olive Garden the servers actually work.
Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
She was running out of things to read.
He reads lips.
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.
Cuz it has another 1
Because ten, nine ate!
He went oui, oui.
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.
A *smaugasbord*.
