Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

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How much did the pie cost?

Answer in comments

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?

By reading street signs.

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Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.

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What's DJ Khalid's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

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What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3