Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

Why Can't Foster Kids Play Baseball?

They Don't Know Where Home Is!" Daniel , Reddit Clown

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

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How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.