Because 12 13 14!
Reddit
Get in the Karma.
Comment after reading the article.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
because they can't spell "read it".
Do not touch"
Because they're a diamond dozen
Mournin'
the republican presidential candidates.
Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.
Wet.
1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.