Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

removed

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Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

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What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!