Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

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What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11, because it has another one

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )