Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

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What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

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Why are white girls odd?

Because they can't even!

Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's?

Because omg they can't even.

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Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3