13. Number 9 will shock you!
One. But he wishes it took two.
A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
The number of the car that hit you.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
13\. Number 9 will shock you!
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Because 12 13 14!
Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.
