Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

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Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

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When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.