What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/