What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.