What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."