How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!