How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

Previous Random Joke Next

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.