How does a lawyer name their kids?

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

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Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.