How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

A yardvark!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.