How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.