How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

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What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.