When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

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What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.