When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"