When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Who's there ! Bing ! Bing who ?

Bing down the house !

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!