When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.