When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!