When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

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How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!