What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

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What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad