What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

Who's there ! Annabel ! Annabel who ?

Annabel would be useful on this door !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's?

A woman changes hers more often.

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.