What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.