What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.