What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup

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What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

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What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.