What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

who wants 2 try?

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

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How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!