What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

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What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !