The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk
1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
A water sprinkler.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Bro, mine
It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
A whale with a table taped to it.
Pack your trunk and clear out !"
Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.