What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.