The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
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Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
A pit bull.
Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.
A: Someone stole the book.
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
A whale with a table taped to it.
THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.