What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

What has 2 wings and a halo?

Did you say angel WRONG! Its a chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "

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What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.