What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.