What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

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Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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You jacket.

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What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*