What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

Who writes books for little bees ?

Bee-trix Potter !