Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot