Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.