Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"