Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

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What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting