Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman