Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

A: I'm holding Time Square!

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !