Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

What do you call someone who steals a glacier?

An iceberglar