Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled?

What have I got to luge

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!