Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

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What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

A: My pop is bigger than your pop.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

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What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

Short Circuit Jokes More Short Circuit Jokes

How long is a short circuit?

As long as it takes to it!

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

Snap Crackle Jokes More Snap Crackle Jokes

What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.