Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

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nice watch"

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Pop, Lock & Drop It

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

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Ready steady glow !

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An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.