Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

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What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.