Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

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What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib

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What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

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Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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A Robber Ducky!

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

How long is a short circuit?

As long as it takes to it!

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !