Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, ......A Greek will screw anything!

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

A: My pop is bigger than your pop.