Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

Why did the greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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What's a balloon's least favorite music?

Pop.

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.