Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

Previous Random Joke Next

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!