Why did the greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

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What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!