Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
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He didn't understand Flossophy!
He was made out of Plato
Plato
A flossopher!
A thyme machine.
Because they built their stuff with reads!
Your bike.
Bison
If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Flossophy.
Tooth hurty.
Brush their teeth!
Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me
A Greek.
Put him in the front.
Nothing, dogs can't speak.
