Plato Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why did the greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

Philosopher Favorite Toy Jokes More Philosopher Favorite Toy Jokes

What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

Flossophy Jokes More Flossophy Jokes

What is a dental hygienist's favorite subject?

Flossophy.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?

Olympus has fallen.

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism