Plato Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why did the greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

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A full set of teeth.

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