What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What game do you play with a gospel choir?

Where's Whitey

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.