What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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I'll tagalog!

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Just Do It"

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Because they always steal the green cards....

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They always steal the green cards.

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It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates