What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer?

Juan on Juan.

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball