What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)