Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

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What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes