Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !

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What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What's so unfunny that it's funny?

An anti-joke.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.