Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

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Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.