Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes