Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

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Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ?

Cugat to love my jokes !

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

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What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

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What did did the mother duck say to her duckling?

A: "If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.