Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!