Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

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Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

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What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ?

Balloon velvet !

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.