Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

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What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew