Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

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Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

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How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

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Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

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What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.