Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

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Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to