Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to