Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

What's your phone number?

looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text?

Poe-etry

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted