Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

A: Text-us

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted