Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

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How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

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Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to